Pop 5

1. Daredevil prankster Steve-O pleaded guilty to possessing cocaine. As part of a deal with prosecutors, he also pleaded guilty to not having even a modicum of talent.
2. Astronaut repairs malfunctioning toilet on space station. With a high-power telescope, you could see his butt crack from here.
3. Tatum O’Neal said she is grateful to the New York City police officers who busted her for cocaine and saved her. And we’re grateful to Jodie Foster for stealing Tatum’s career.
4. Former “Full House” child star Jodie Sweetin has gone from meth addict to mom. We don’t blame her for the drug problem. We’d be on drugs, too, if we’d grown up with Bob Saget for a father.
5. Now that Sen. Barack Obama has sewn up the Democratic nomination, we’ve got one word for him when it comes to a running mate. Oprah.